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It would have been racist if either of the governments had bothered to declare war before beginning genocide. I call it old skool justice.
Posted by: An Opinion | March 8, 2005 8:25 PM
is that Tojo or something
Posted by: OsamaBinHitler | November 23, 2006 10:59 PM