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The cylinder-shaped external male sexual organ, used for copulation (sexual intercourse).
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I tried yourdictionary.com's thesaurus. Penis got irrelevant answers like famous. Phallus at least got foolish. Thesaurus.com needs a sex ed. class, it didn't know about penises.
The Almighty Phallus
There are plenty of guys who think it is God's gift to women and fags. Certainly 53-year-old Jim here in Durham does. When I was single, looking and Yahooing (most the gay dating sites have appeared within the last couple of years) he'd insistently IM me (and probably everybody else listed under Gay Male in RTP).
Jim's messages were models of concision: "Look at my profile and let me know if you're interested." His profile was a cheerless photo of a semi-erect penis stretched across a Microsoft Internet Keyboard. He made me think of one of the first responses I got from my first personal ad: "I like oral, man, woman or child." Some of the horny guys who leave comments on my weblogs should have such clarity.
Early I wrote how my late awareness of my woman loving side led me to an abstracted fascination with the variegated female breast.
I forgot about nature's considerable inventivenesss in penis construction.
Short, long, thin, fat, men with Peyronie's Disease. And foreskin. I remember chatting on gay.com with a 23 year old I was thinking seriously about meeting despite my wariness of someone that young. He was scanning my old web site as we chatted. With fervor he suddenly typed Oh! Wow! You're uncircumcised! While you want to be pleasing, there is a preferred sequence. So we never met. Thinking back I think his enthusiasm was innocent. I'll never completely win the battle against my judgmental side.
I did put that in the physical description under my photos. But I'd been thinking sparing those guys who'd be repelled by it than adding to my virtual personal magnetism.
I'd never given cut/uncut any thought. Pushed to the mat I'd admit a nearly undetectable preference for the latter. If I were shopping for Penises at Porno-Wal-Mart I'd go for the aerodynamic look. Though I think most guys I like admire most something akin to a knotty oak.
I'll have to own that I think small ones are cute. Confronted with something of the John Holmes' magnitude I'm not sure that I'd know how to cope with it but I'd give it the old college try. Back during my short stint as male madam in West Hollywood when a boy who told me had no use for his (now, there's a bottom) aroused me violently. But that is my own permutation of the perverse. And I've always enjoyed mustering all the talent and attentiveness when faced with an urgent cock.
Like Jim above, some men's only online representation of themselves is a penis pic. That handily lets you know that you aren't interested in it or any other part of him.
In just looking at people and things I like most things. Some folks are rivetingly ordinary in how they embody a cliché. Ugliness can mesmerize. And I do think there really are people so 'ugly they are appealing.'
All that damned penis spam. Everybody gets it, the leaders of the Russian Senate probably have to delete it everyday. How many people buy those hydraulic pumps, magic pills or books on 'natural techniques?' I'd really like to know how many people pay for phalloplasty. There are plenty of surgeons performing it. A few work with ftm transsexuals but most prey on insecure genetic males. I kind of wish I'd met someone who had it when I was younger: you have to wonder what it does to the texture of the penis. Probably like shoving a tube of toothpaste in your mouth.
Proof that many men do worry about the size of their penis. I'll admit that - there's no possible way to say this without sounding, um, something or another - if mine were subnormal it would've bothered me. But my limited statistical research didn't show me anyone who was apt to get laughed out of bed.
Penis size is in the eye of the beholder. Lots of these guys are likely perfectly normal. Their mind's eye sees inadequacy. Body Dismorphic Disorder the shrinks call it. Or maybe they think it'll make them more desirable. I guess it will in the eyes of size queens.
9" or better isn't an unusual request - demand? - in gay personal ads. Gay men are exceptionally susceptible to masculine imagery. I never saw mention of it in ads from women. The few women who've shared their feelings with me just care that it works. Probably women who like big cocks don't want to admit the desire for fear of feeling sluttish.
I thought I'd see what I could find on Google. According to Penis size: Survey of female perceptions of sexual satisfaction conducted at University of Texas-Pan American:
Women reported that penis width was more important for their sexual satisfaction than penis length.