Abercrombie and Fitch will turn you gay!
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Etiology of and ‘cure’ for same-sex affection according to Tennessee’s Reverend John Smid Grand Poobah of the wickedly mis-named evangelical cult, Love in Action:
“Homosexuality always comes out of a distorted view of oneself,” he said. So his mission in life is to uncross these wires with group therapy and strict behaviour rules aimed at driving out the “false images” homosexuals have of themselves. The rules run to 13 pages. They call for “any temptations, fantasies, or dreams to be presented to one’s staff worker”, and stipulate that “facial hair is banned on men while women must shave their underarms at least twice weekly”. Clothes are even controlled (there’s a ban on Abercrombie and Fitch, and Calvin Klein brands).