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Howdy Sodomite Searchers!

You probably don't know it but when you are searching on Google and Yahoo for sodomites and arrive here your visit is recorded in my logs. My logs show me there's be an uptick in folks looking for sodomites or, more properly, just "sodomite."

What are you looking for?

The Esoteric Secrets of the World Brotherhood of Sodomites?

Are you hoping to learn from me our hidden agenda to turn the nations youth into queers? Or perhaps your own pimply little wanker?

Perhaps you have thought about giving sodomy an honest chance and are looking for the Sodomite's Instruction Manual. Mechanically speaking it isn't complicated: find hole, insert. Unless of course you are hoping to find insertion in your own opening(s). That stuff works much like heterosexuality. Find someone whose looks you like, or at least can tolerate and can do the same when gazing on you and go to it.

Really those of us of the sodomitical persuasion have smoother more straightforward means. Given mutual attraction there's no wining and dining dance necessary. Go to a meet market bar. If you are looking for expedited service find one with a Back Room.

If you are ugly find the right park and kneel in the bushes. Or buy a hustler. Many advertise. Many of those advertisements are lies. But who are you to be choosy?

If you are romantic - though you'd be an odd romantic to be searching for sodomites - then, I'm sorry, it is just as tough to be looking for a lover for a gay man as a straight guy.

Honestly I figure if you are out there tickling the search engines with your sodomitical researches than you are probably one of those awful people of the Heterosexual Agenda. You must be hoping for those shocking secrets that are the stuff of reality TV programming.

If that is the case than I hope you'll go toast in that silly Hell place you believe in.

And buster you are reading the wrong website. I'm a self-employed, tax-paying homosexual-queer-fag who found a guy to love and bought a house for us to live in. Monogamously. Practicing fidelity.

Now if I were kindly disposed toward you I could point you to a few hot reads out there in queer blogspace. But I'd like to think your salacious thirst will give you a good dose of RSI.

Tell you what, if your quest for sodomitical lore is honorable you can ask away in the comment form below. I'll submit your query to the Elders of the Protocols of the Sodomite Agenda. And answer. But if you quote Bible verses all bets are off.

Now my sodomite hungry Googler what is it that you hoped to learn?

Comments

I am doing a Bible Study about Homosexuals and what the Bible says about “Them”. If you care to know what the ” Holy Bible” says about them, read 1Cor.6:9 , 1Tim.1:10 ,Gen.2:1-25

This was a mistake that I got this sight,and you please keep the scripture in your “Logs” Show it to other who donot know that God hates this kind of life style

Dear Christain

So good to hear that you’re taking your Bible study to heart. I hope and pray you live your life by the Bible. After all it is THE WORD OF GOD. And is not to be made light of or challanged in any way. In order to help you in your life and marriage I also selected a few passages from the bible.

Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen. 29, 17 - 28; II Sam. 3, 2 - 5)

Marriage shall not impede a man’s right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam. 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)

A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut. 22, 13 - 21)

Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25 1 - 9; Ezra 9:12; Neh. 10:30)

Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)

If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother’s widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38 6 - 10; Deut 25 5 - 10)

As you preach that WE shall live by the bible so we shall expect YOU to live by it as well.

Good luck.

Actually I am researching Michael Savage (The Savage Nation) and his use of the term “sodomites” on his radio show some months ago.

Pleased to find your website. I am a big fan of Fritz Klein (The Bisexual Option)and his views abouy bisexuality.

Howard

For a couple of seconds I thought you were talking about Dan Savage. I’m too isolated from contemporary mass culture to have even heard of Michael Savage. Can’t say I’m delighted to make his acquaintance via Google.

I’d never heard of Fritz Klein either. Wish I had it would have been a good link for my longish page about biphobia. Maybe one day we’ll get to a stage where people can appreciate their latent bisexuality. If you could remove the social conditioning I’m not sure how many truly monosexual people would remain.

My own inspiration to use sodomite was prompted by a British columnist whose name I’m sorry to say I’ve forgotten. Can’t help but laugh to know that rightwing nuts are using it as a term of opprobrium.

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Please share your feelings about Searching for sodomites.
Thanks,
Richard

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