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Howdy Sodomite Searchers!
You probably don't know it but when you are searching on Google and Yahoo for sodomites and arrive here your visit is recorded in my logs. My logs show me there's be an uptick in folks looking for sodomites or, more properly, just "sodomite."
What are you looking for?
The Esoteric Secrets of the World Brotherhood of Sodomites?
Are you hoping to learn from me our hidden agenda to turn the nations youth into queers? Or perhaps your own pimply little wanker?
Perhaps you have thought about giving sodomy an honest chance and are looking for the Sodomite's Instruction Manual. Mechanically speaking it isn't complicated: find hole, insert. Unless of course you are hoping to find insertion in your own opening(s). That stuff works much like heterosexuality. Find someone whose looks you like, or at least can tolerate and can do the same when gazing on you and go to it.
Really those of us of the sodomitical persuasion have smoother more straightforward means. Given mutual attraction there's no wining and dining dance necessary. Go to a meet market bar. If you are looking for expedited service find one with a Back Room.
If you are ugly find the right park and kneel in the bushes. Or buy a hustler. Many advertise. Many of those advertisements are lies. But who are you to be choosy?
If you are romantic - though you'd be an odd romantic to be searching for sodomites - then, I'm sorry, it is just as tough to be looking for a lover for a gay man as a straight guy.
Honestly I figure if you are out there tickling the search engines with your sodomitical researches than you are probably one of those awful people of the Heterosexual Agenda. You must be hoping for those shocking secrets that are the stuff of reality TV programming.
If that is the case than I hope you'll go toast in that silly Hell place you believe in.
And buster you are reading the wrong website. I'm a self-employed, tax-paying homosexual-queer-fag who found a guy to love and bought a house for us to live in. Monogamously. Practicing fidelity.
Now if I were kindly disposed toward you I could point you to a few hot reads out there in queer blogspace. But I'd like to think your salacious thirst will give you a good dose of RSI.
Tell you what, if your quest for sodomitical lore is honorable you can ask away in the comment form below. I'll submit your query to the Elders of the Protocols of the Sodomite Agenda. And answer. But if you quote Bible verses all bets are off.
Now my sodomite hungry Googler what is it that you hoped to learn?